Best film: Juno
Technician: Well, there it is. Would you like to know the sex of your baby?
Juno: No, there will be no sex!
Technician: Plan to be suprised when you deliver?
Juno: Well, no, but I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised and if you tell me I'll just ruin it.
Technician: Are Mark and Vanessa your friends from school?
Juno: No, they're the adoptive parents.
Technician: Oh, well, thank goodness for that!
Bren: What's that supposed to mean?
Technician: Well I've been doing this for a long time and I've seen a lot of teenagers come through here and it's obviously a very poisonous environment.
Juno: How do you know I'm so poisonous?
Bren: They could be utterly incompetent. There's no guarantee they'll do a better job raising this child than my dumbass stepdaughter will. What is your job title?
Technician: I'm an ultrasound technician.
Bren: Oh yeah? Well I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.
Technician: Excuse me?
Bren: Oh, you think you're hot shit 'cause you get to sit over there and play Pictionary, well guess what? My five-year-old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So until you have your own kid, why don't you just go back to night school in Mankato and get a real job?
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